Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Solemn Party

There are two ways this party could go.

Way 1:
Way 1 is the obvious way. Everyone wears the most solemn of all colors (black) from head to toe. Dress should be business casual although berets are strongly encouraged. Smiling at this party would be strictly forbidden and only the most serious of conversation topics (mathematics & sciences, environmentalism, and philosophy & religion) would be allowed. Also only the solemnest of foods should be provided. This means no alcohol since there can be no solemnity without sobriety. Serious foods are any foods that don't have icing or are not aesthetically pleasing. Perhaps a good stew or pulled pork.

Way 2:
Since solemn and party are two seemingly contradictory terms that have come together in the title of this party, this could be an oxymoron party. People could wear clothing that doesn't typically go together. In other words, they should dress mismatched. Strange food combinations should be encouraged. In fact, fondue with strange things to dip would be great. For example, you could have chocolate fondue and dip Ruffles or broccoli in it.

So, Way 2 actually ends up being the opposite of solemn. (Perhaps this adds to the oxymoronic attributes of the party?) But it would probably be more fun.

1 comment:

  1. When I think of somber foods, I like to imagine what the people in Scarlet Letter or Babette's Feast ate. Those people have solemn parties EVERY DAY (except for, you know, when they're earning their scarlet letter or having feasts).

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