Bobby Jindal Party

Bobby Jindal is the governor of Louisiana. He is a man who deserves a party in his honor. I have come up with at least three (3) variations of a Bobby Jindal party.

Variation 1:

Bobby Jindal Appreciation Party

The credit for this goes to Lauren Golds and her friends at UCSC. Basically, you decorate with a Bobby Jindal theme. Pictures of him go on the wall. Watch videos of his speeches (he was the republican reply to Obama's address to Congress on February 24, 2009). Eat American foods, like hamburgers and hot dogs, because those are Jindal's favorites. Since he's the governor of Louisiana, any Louisiana-themed activities are appropriate. Republican and political themed things are also appropriate.

Variation 2:

Bobby Jindal Volcano Party

Bobby Jindal once spoke out about Government spending and how outrageous it has become. He cited, in particular, volcano monitoring.

Recently, a volcano in Iceland has erupted and caused all kind of chaos with airlines in Northern Europe. People were literally stuck in cities across Europe because no flights were coming in or out of airports.

Thus, a Bobby Jindal Volcano Party would be themed around Jindal's coincidental speech! The theme is more or less the same as the above party, but with Volcanoes added in! Make it a more tropical theme, or even an Icelandic theme. Watch Jindal's speech about volcano monitoring spending. A fun game would be to try and predict what else seems like wasteful government spending, but could possibly become a relevant and useful cause!

Variation #3:

Bobby Jindal and Kenneth the Page Party

If you don't know Kenneth the Page (from the hit comedy show, 30 Rock), then I suggest watching more TV before you throw a party. Not just this one, but any party.

Bobby Jindal and Kenneth the Page share many similar qualities, and this party would celebrate their similarities (and even their subtle differences!).

Watch 30 Rock episodes that center on Kenneth, and some of Jindal's speeches. Play a game where you read quotes from things each has said, and the guests have to guess which man said which quote! The results may be hilariously shocking.

All of these variations are quite similar, and indeed, one could even throw a more general Bobby Jindal party with all of these elements combined! Either way, Bobby Jindal is proof that politicians deserve parties, too.

Eurovision party

A Eurovision party probably isn't all that unique. At least, not if you are in Europe.

The concept of this party is Eurovision, the European Song Contest. Ideally, it would involve watching Eurovision live(the 25, 27, and 29th of May in 2010). This feat may be difficult in the United States, however. Thus, as a substitute, watching clips of Eurovision entries and simulating the voting process would be the ideal replacement.

Each country that submits an entry has a band or singer to represent them. Different song styles win, from the Herrey's Diggi-Loo Diggi-Ley to Lordi's Hard Rock Hallelujah. Each country is also represented by a judge, and each judge can vote up to 12 points (12 given to the favorite song).

To recreate the Eurovision experience, each guest should represent a different country and place their votes.

Another version of this party is the "Best of Eurovision" party. In this one, the entries for a particular year aren't chosen, but rather classic Eurovision entries. Guests then vote for which entry is their favorite in the same 12-point system.

Guests representing particular countries should try to dress like that culture, and if the party is given pot-luck style, bring a dish from that country's cuisine. If not pot-luck style, or if thrown together last minute, the host can provide national props and food from various Eurovision countries' cuisine.

Another fun activity, or perhaps another riff on the Eurovision party in itself, is Eurovision Karaoke.

Here is a song that most people probably don't know was a Eurovision winner back in the day:

And here are some examples of classic Eurovision songs:

Hollywood Heartthrobs Party

This party is easy to throw.

Glitzy and glamorous dress is required for all guests.

Glitzy foods and drinks should be served. These are things like sparkling drinks in champagne glasses and any party foods that must be held together with toothpicks. Also, sushi is good for this occasion.

The main thing about this party is that every guest who enters must wear a picture of a Hollywood Heartthrob on their forehead. The guest is not allowed to know who is on their forehead. Then every other guest must treat them as if they are that Hollywood Heartthrob. At the end of the night, everyone tries to guess who they are wearing on their forehead. Whoever guesses the right person gets a glitzy and glamorous prize.

Giga Pudding Party

Giga Pudding Parties are themed around this video:

First of all, one must obtain Giga pudding. A substitute pudding, flan, or custard is permissible, as well, but it must be well disguised.

Taking photos of people at the party in similar poses as the video is also required.

Also, the song and/or video must be played at least once during the party.

People are allowed to discuss Japan, Japanese dishes, pudding, and other delightful subjects.

Bonus party points if the party is held during a business meeting.

Solemn Party

There are two ways this party could go.

Way 1:
Way 1 is the obvious way. Everyone wears the most solemn of all colors (black) from head to toe. Dress should be business casual although berets are strongly encouraged. Smiling at this party would be strictly forbidden and only the most serious of conversation topics (mathematics & sciences, environmentalism, and philosophy & religion) would be allowed. Also only the solemnest of foods should be provided. This means no alcohol since there can be no solemnity without sobriety. Serious foods are any foods that don't have icing or are not aesthetically pleasing. Perhaps a good stew or pulled pork.

Way 2:
Since solemn and party are two seemingly contradictory terms that have come together in the title of this party, this could be an oxymoron party. People could wear clothing that doesn't typically go together. In other words, they should dress mismatched. Strange food combinations should be encouraged. In fact, fondue with strange things to dip would be great. For example, you could have chocolate fondue and dip Ruffles or broccoli in it.

So, Way 2 actually ends up being the opposite of solemn. (Perhaps this adds to the oxymoronic attributes of the party?) But it would probably be more fun.

Sun King Party (Fete du Roi Soleil)

This is a party that needs a short history lesson beforehand. Louis XIV was the self-proclaimed "sun king" of France in the 17th and 18th Centuries. He is the epitome of absolute monarchy. He was born on September 5, 1638. He's the dude who built Versailles, and he's probably who you picture when you think of French kings. He had a bit of an ego problem, and he loved to party, but only with the finest things. He died on September 1, 1715.

The idea for this party takes advantage of the fact that Louis died five days previous to his birthday. These five days can be easily turned into the biggest, best, most luxurious party one can throw.

The theme should reflect Versailles palace. Think gold and silk. As fancy and classy as you can be, and don't worry about going overboard (Louis XIV never did, so why should you?).

Louis displaced the court and required the nobility to live with him at Versailles, and in order to accommodate his court at the palace, modern French cuisine was basically invented. Thus, any party commemorating the life of Louis needs to have haute cuisine. There need to be lots of dishes with sauces. A lot of desserts and delectable treats are also required. Making Marie Antoinette jokes by way of cake is also acceptable.

Putting on a Moliere play would also be wildly appropriate. Louis XIV also enjoyed, and loved to star in, ballets.

Costume dress isn't optional, it's required. Guests can come dressed in period costume, in formal wear, or dressed as their favorite French royalty. Dressing up as ambassadors from foreign courts is also a good option. Peasants should either not be allowed entrance or forced to be the servants for the party. Dressing as clergy is also appropriate, as Louis was a devout catholic. Also: the three musketeers. Heeled shoes are appropriate for women AND men.

There should probably be fountains. For historical accuracy, put them on a timer and have them go off as a sort of show for the party-goers.

Anything related to the musical "Le Roi Soleil" is acceptable for this party, since it is a musical about Louis XIV.

Decorations for the party should follow the elaborate rococo style, or neoclassical French style. Think Baroque.

Above all, be classy.

Best People Party

If there were one word to describe this party it would be classy.

First off, you would only invite the best and classiest people you know. Invites for this party cannot be done through texting, social networking websites, face-to-face conversations, or telephone. Invitations must be sent in envelopes with calligraphy writing at least two weeks in advance. The invitations should be as formal as possible. Instead of asking for an RSVP it might be easier to have a "regrets only" notation at the end.

Dress for the party should be semi-formal since that is both classy and comfortable.

Mocktails and hors d'oeuvres should be served. Mocktails because the classiest people would never drink cocktails. This is because classy people would never run the risk of getting drunk. Hor d'oeuvres because it's a classy French word. However, it should be noted that while some may consider foods like pigs-in-a-blanket hors d'oeuvres these are by no means classy. You must be picky when choosing which hors d'oeuvres to serve.

Here are classy hors d'oeuvres ideas.
Melon Prosciutto Skewers
Mushroom Polenta Diamonds
Shrimp Cocktail

If music is to be played at this party, it should be played softly in the background and be limited to music from the Romantic era. Soothing string quartets or orchestral pieces are best.

Activities at this party should include mixing and mingling only. This way classy people can make connections with other classy people. These connections should lead to future business partnerships, political gain, marriages, or all three.